Feb 282010
What kind of MUSIC can we play in Iraq so that is scares off the terrorists? (wouldn’t that be GREAT)http://www.local6.com/spotlight/13783868…
Transit workers are installing speakers this week to pump classical music from Seattle’s KING-FM into the Tacoma Mall Transit Center. The tactic is designed to disperse young criminals who make drug deals at the bus stop or use public transportation to circulate between the mall and other trouble-prone places.
The Safety Dance. Obviously.
Next question.
I’m sure Mozart’s intention for composing the greatest music ever was for it to be used as a pest control to ward off uneducated, criminal lowlives 200+ years later.
You can’t run off the terrorists from the Middle East; a great number of them are running things over there. And where are they going to go, America?? Just stay away from the bus-stops, Akhmed!
I think Cristian music might be an effective deterrent.
How about “Jesus loves me this I know for the Bible tells me so?”
But as I once suggested I think super soaker’s filled with pigs blood might work too.
Since they think that if touched by a pig they will no longer be allowed to enter Heaven and thus will be denied their 71 Heavenly virgins.
So super soaker’s and pig farms in areas heavily trafficked by terrorists activity would discourage them from any inappropriate behavior due to the threat of no admittance into Heaven if they should happen to come into contact with those ‘filthy’ creatures.
Just think of all the money we could save in Ammo and bombs and technology if we replaced every type of weapon we’re currently using with pig blood super soakers instead?
I think it’s at least worth trying.
Bush also hates classical music,doesn’t he? Probably hip-hop, too!
The same thing was done years ago in California.
My guess Yoko Ono screaming into the microphone would drive anyone away. They should pay her to sing at the border. http://hurl.samples.dmpcontent.com/scrip…
Porno music. They hate sinful things.
Dixie Chicks? (oh wait, they hate Bush too)
Linda Rondstat? (oh wait, she hates Bush too)
Hmmmmmmm. How about some Metallica? Nothing like a little “Seek & Destroy” to scare em away! Throw in a little Suicidal Tendencies while you’re at it!
EDIT:
Put this on a repeating loop:
“A, you’re adorable
B, you’re so beautiful
C, you’re a cutie full of charms
D, you’re a darling
And E, you’re exciting
And F, you’re a feather in my arms
(giggles) A feather-that tickles!
G, you look good to me
H, you’re so heavenly
I, you’re the one I idolize
J, we’re like Jack and Jill
K, you’re so kissable
L is the love light in your eyes
M, N, O, P, I could go on all day
Q, R, S, T, alphabetically speaking, you’re okay
U made my life complete
V means you’re very sweet
W, X, Y, Z
It’s fun to wander through the alphabet with you
To tell you what you mean to me”
Something really suggestive, sexy, raunchy… and play it over and over and over …etc…
That song that Turd Blossom
(Bushie’s cutie name for Rove)
was hip hopping to at the convention
this past year. You might want to add the
clip of Turdy hip hopping…that will really
scare them terra-rists away!
befor he cheats beverly hills chasing cars my humps just play KISS-fm
I think , sofi music such as mevlana jelaluddin rumi. please look at, http://www.semazen.net
How about Rap music. After 10 minuets of that i would run back to my country.I would not need help going.
THIS CLEARLY WOULDN’T WORK.
Anything from Vanilla Ice or any kind of country….oh wait that stuff would make anyone want to blow themselves up!
war = terror
Country.
Hard rock was used to get rid of Dictators, like Noreiga.
They might have something there. The New York Jets are playing Mozart at their training camp this week. They might need something to sooth the evil beast, in the middle east.
MMMMMBOP – Hansons
Wanna – Spice Girls
On a continuous loop.