Feb 142010
I’m grumpy more than half the time, I’m tired, my eyes are red and swollen from all the crying, I can’t eat what I want to eat, I feel all alone even though I have people who love me at hand. I’m starting to resent my unborn baby for making me feel like crap.
My pregnancy is doing my head in.
Can someone please tell me a joke or a funny story, or anything that will get me smiling at least once today.
Listen to music! That helps me when I have any kind of blues! Okay, here’s a funny joke for you. This man was working on his house and he couldn’t find his pack of cigarettes. His daughter could not find her bird, so she went out in the living room, where her dad was installing new carpet, and she asked her dad if he saw her bird. The dad didn’t see her bird, so he asked her if she saw her cigarettes. She told him she saw them on the table. The dad then looked down at the lump that was in the newly-installed carpet. He said he thought that was his pack of cigarettes. He looked down at it again and he realized that it was moving. The daughter screamed! You can only imagine what happened next! Ha, I found that joke in this stupid joke book. I have this joke book of inappropriate and uncalled-for jokes. It’s funny.
Hormones are horrible things especially during pregnancy I don’t know how many times I have sat up of a night just crying for no reason even when people ask me what is wrong all I can say is I don’t know why. I would recommend you go and see your Dr and see if there is anything they can do for you. I had this happen in a previous pregnancy also and did not seek help unfortunately after my son was born I suffered very severe post natal depression totally resented my baby and could not bond with him I still feel guilty about this 12yrs later. I started seeing a dr for it who advised if I had of been treated during my pregnancy it probably would not of been so bad post natal. Please see your dr and discuss your feelings with them. Good luck with it all
An older woman went to her doctor and asked what he could do to keep her looking young, he said they came out with “the knob”. it is a device that gets surgically attached behind the ears and you can take turns on it to tighten the skin on your face just like a face lift. After several years the woman loved the knob, she would take a turn whenever she found necessary. After almost 10 years she went back to the doctor. He asked how the knob has been, she stated it’s been wonderful but she had 2 things going on she wanted to check into. The doctor asked what the concerns were, she stated she had terrible bags under her eyes, the doctor examined her and said maam those arent bags those are your breast the lady then said well no point in asking about the mustache. LOL Hope that made you laugh. We all want to be perfect and will do anything to make that happen when really we are all perfect just the way we are. Join the Baby Blues club we all get them your not alone.
I’m sorry girl! Hormones are killer during pregnancy. what helped me was getting out and visiting my mom. Or eating icecream, of course
sorry i dont have a funny joke but i found the best thing was to have a big scream and cry it made me feel so much better